So yes, I'm sitting here watching VH1's "The 40 Most Awesomely Bad #1 Songs of All Time," and I admit, I
LIKE some of these songs... so how do you rank these songs:
a) Awesome -- not bad at all.
b) Awesomely Bad -- yeah, it's a bad song, but so bad it's good
c) Secret Shame that you really like it.
d) Just Bad
(starts with the 1 and goes through 40.)
Macarena [River Remix 103 BPM] - Los Del Rio - just bad
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice - just really, really bad
That's What Friends Are For - Dionne Warwick - epic bad
Physical - Olivia Newton-John - awesomely bad (come on... admit it)
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor - awesomely bad.
Believe - Cher - secret shame. I love this song.
Blame It on the Rain - Michael Johnson - just bad.
Kokomo - The Beach Boys - just bad.
The Sign - Ace of Base - awesomely bad.
Hello - Lionel Richie - just bad
Wannabe - Spice Girls - awesomely bad
Stuck With You - Huey Lewis - just really, really bad
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred - awesomely bad.
I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany - horrific. deathly.
I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner - I admit, I like it.
Got My Mind Set on You - George Harrison - again, I like it. I'm ashamed.
It Wasn't Me [Punch Mix] - Shaggy - awesomely bad.
More Than Words - Extreme - just bad.
Rock Me Amadeus - Falco - awesomely bad.
Good Vibrations - Marky Mark - I think it's a good hip hop song.
Opposites Attract - Paula Abdul - horrific.
Abracadabra - Steve Miller - good song.
MMMBop - Hanson - awesomely bad.
Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes - great song! What's it doing here?
The Look - Roxette - just bad.
The Next Time I Fall - Peter Cetera - horrific.
Together Forever - Rick Astley - awesomely bad.
Wild, Wild West - Escape Club - just bad.
All 4 Love - Color Me Badd - just horrific.
Invisible Touch - Genesis - just bad -- and worse, Genesis was once good.
Lost in Your Eyes - Debbie Gibson - kill me now.
Goodies - Ciara - whatever
Maneater - Hall & Oates - great 80s rock song.
Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car - Billy Ocean - HORRIBLE!!!!
Unbelievable - EMF - great song -- doesn't belong on the list.
Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx - horrific.
Informer - Snow - secret shame
Celebration - Kool & the Gang - 4,000,000 weddings and bar mitzvahs are still wrong.
(Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection - Nelson - horrific.
Can't Nobody Hold Me Down - Puff Daddy - just bad.
(Here's
VH1's link to the show.)
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