It’s a little disconcerting when I can’t find anyone in my family. Sure, my parents are on vacation, but my dad’s birthday was Saturday, and I haven’t had either parent return a cell phone call. And suddenly, my sister isn’t returning a call either. I’m torn between wondering what I did wrong… o.k., wondering if the entire family is annoyed I didn’t call my dad until Sunday… or if they are just being as flaky as I can be.

Hm. Who knows…